"The queen was too sick to get out of bed! People went and got the flower for her because they like her and they didn't want her to die and leave the kingdom without an heir which by the way it has been for eighteen years anyway! Here's an idea, wait until she's about to die again and then come flouncing into the capital, no one's going to use you as a bargaining chip when they're busy making you fucking Queen! That was a sarcastic suggestion in case you can't tell with all the yelling! It'd work but it'd be a pretty awful thing to do to her!"
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